if i was a rich girl
today is monday. yestaday was easter. i spent it at me mommy's hizzle. yesterday i arrived in caledonia fer the first time in 2 years and i was deliriously ecstatic. i spent the night at my daddy's hizzle and today me, shannon, and michaela payed a suprise visit to hilly and nani. we is at their hizzle rite now. we are spending the night. today was sooo much fun. this morning we arrived at their house and chilled a bit. then we went to the jube down town and bought chicken, lemons, and a carvel cake. we also bought alot of candy. we ran around at all the places that we used to romp when we were lil kiddies. it was da shiz. we got home and we ate a lovely lunch that we made michaela prepare against her will. i love child labor. when we tried to cut the cake it kinda didnt work so we ended up just grabbing at it like barbarians. shannon got half the cake. then it started raining but we went to the elementary school anyway and we went to the playground. it was fun cuz then memories of my stupid childhood came back to me. ya know, those stupid, fun days of my youth when i did all kinds of stupid crap. hilary is next to me begging me to type about the "funner" part of the day. when we got back home their mom came home and made us dinner but we just acted like we did in those good 'ol days and had a food fight. well, first, hilary spat a bunch of chewed up celery on my plate and i got pissed so i spat some chewed up carrots on her plate. then she did something very disgusting. she ATE the carrots and said "ur spit is mine and my spit is ours" and michaela then puked. and then hilary spit water all over shannon and shannon dumped all of hil's water on her head,so hilary then took a handfull of goulash (this weird stuff that is basically just pasta. it was weird) and mashed it all into shannons hair and so shannon grabbed some and by then hilary was running out of the house and shannon was chasing her down the street with this handful of goulash and when she caught up with her she mashed it into hil's hair. me and nani had to wash out shannons hair in the sink it was so bad. naomi wants me to type that the pear that she is about to eat looks like a penis and two testicals and hilary wants me to type that cyphulus started from men raping sheep and then having a "roll in the hay" with the farmers daughters. isnt that nice? we romped around after that like crazy and now we are all gathered round the compy eating tums. michaela is being stupid. i am tired so bye
~caity, shannon, hil, and nani